Flower Snob T-Shirts

'Hmph! Cheap flowers.'

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

Labor Day Flowers

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Cats and gardens.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

Bees SOS

'In Love'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The wife whisperer.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Valentine Day

The Garden

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

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