'Hmph! Cheap flowers.'
Flower Snob Pillows
Decorate their space with cozy pillows that celebrate their floral snob side—think clever prints and chic designs that bring floral finesse to any room.
The Busy Gardener
So Close..
'Make sure you pretend to water it.'
Doing the borders.
Social distancing
"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."
Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'
Rose Garden
"No! I want to live! I want to live!"
Garden Goddess.
'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'
We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!
Bee flying to another flower.
Labor Day Flowers
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
Cats and gardens.
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."
Botany Baby!
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
Dog in Daisys
Bees SOS
'In Love'
Gardening Terms: Black Spot
The wife whisperer.
'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'
Valentine Day
The Garden
Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'
'This flower won't let go of my nose.'
Gardening#2
Flower Snob Pillows Collection
Flower Snob Mugs
Explore our collection of flower snob mugs—perfect for anyone who adores floral humor and elegance in their everyday coffee.
Flower Snob Prints
Browse our floral prints—beautiful, witty designs that celebrate their flower passion in a stylish way.
Flower Snob T-Shirts
Discover our flower snob t-shirts—mixing wit and style for floral enthusiasts who love to showcase their taste.