Flower Lovers Who Sneeze T-Shirts

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

Bees SOS

Mad about Roses!

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

NASA Special

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"You must have a green thumb."

Daffodil bulbs

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

The garden lady.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Valentines Day truck

He was too wrapped up in himself.

Dog blows on dandelion.

Cow Pollen

"Keeping busy?"

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Car with flowers inside

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

Medellin erases the image of Escobar