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"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Bees SOS

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Mad about Roses!

NASA Special

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"You must have a green thumb."

Daffodil bulbs

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

The garden lady.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

He was too wrapped up in himself.

Valentines Day truck

"Keeping busy?"

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Cow Pollen

Dog blows on dandelion.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Car with flowers inside

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"