Flooring Projects Gifts

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

D.I.Y with dad.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Multitool Knife

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'