Floor Routine Enthusiast Gifts

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

George Michael at the chiropodist

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

Men at Twerk

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Clock in, Clock out.

'That was some varnish remover!'

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"He misses his commute ."

Ark New Year's Party. That was a great new year's party! Everybody had a great time. The elephants spent the evening talking about their favorite memories from the past year. The chameleons were the most fashionable pair ---Each changed into three different outfits during the party. And the song bird did a great job as DJ. He kept the dance floor full! The donkeys impressed me out there --- They were really kicking up their heels! The only problem tonight was the golden retriever ... H