Floor Care Enthusiast Gifts

'Hello, high gloss floor wax - I'd like customer service. Yeah - I would like to report a problem!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sweep the board.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Carpet Cleaner.

Floor Cleaner

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

Cutting Toenails.

Death upgrades to a strimmer