Floor Care Enthusiast Gifts

'Hello, high gloss floor wax - I'd like customer service. Yeah - I would like to report a problem!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Sweep the board.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'But you said to clean my room.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Floor Cleaner

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Carpet Cleaner.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

Cutting Toenails.