Floor Routine Admirer Gifts

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

King Madras

Maypole

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

Bunny Hop Hug

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

Ballet Parking.

A tessellation of running figures.

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

George Michael at the chiropodist

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"Good coffee."

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

The Third Day of Christmas

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"He misses his commute ."

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."