Flooring Admirer Gifts

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Employee of the Month Parking

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Football

Life and Death

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Now hiring.

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Mermaid spawning time.

'He has really taken to the training.'

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Air Dentistry

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

Fish Boarding

Left Behind

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'Home sweet home'.

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

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