Floor Routine Admirer Prints

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Maypole

King Madras

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Bunny Hop Hug

Ballet Parking.

A tessellation of running figures.

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

George Michael at the chiropodist

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"Good coffee."

Clock in, Clock out.

The Third Day of Christmas

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"He misses his commute ."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."