Routine Aficionado Prints

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"I know you won't mind but he likes to get to bed sharp on ten o'clock."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Early Exercise Machines

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Where my balls go?'

'Music & Gym'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

'Elaine, Elaine... we're doing the child's pose today, not the fetal position.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Academy.

"I've been working exclusively on my core."