Routine Aficionado Prints

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"I know you won't mind but he likes to get to bed sharp on ten o'clock."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

How to go form fit to fat...

Early Exercise Machines

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Music & Gym'

'Where my balls go?'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Academy.

Shorts Dropping.

Doctor - "This time Mr Jones would you touch your toes without using the stick."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"