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'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'You dance like my mother.'

George Michael at the chiropodist

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Men at Twerk

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"Would you like to dance?"

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'That was some varnish remover!'

"He misses his commute ."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

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