Flirting Virtuoso T-Shirts

"who's the babe, with the go-thither eyes"

"Call me?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

When two philosophers date. So

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Tango

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Love in Boom

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Another martini please.'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"