Flirtatious Stable Hand T-Shirts

'Ignore him Gloria, stallions only have one thing on their minds!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

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'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Tango

'Silent type, eh?'

Attention Span Man

A pony throws its rider.

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Horse Clean-up

'Another martini please.'