Flirtatious Stable Hand Pillows

'Ignore him Gloria, stallions only have one thing on their minds!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tango

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

OMG UR HOT

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Silent type, eh?'

Attention Span Man

A pony throws its rider.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Horse Clean-up

'Another martini please.'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."