Stable Hand T-Shirts

'How's your job at the stables?' - 'I'd better dash. My work is piling up.'

'Remember what I said about opening the correct half!'

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

A pony throws its rider.

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'I think you should take a couple weeks off, Jones. It's starting to show on you.'

"He's got form."

Horse Clean-up

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'

'Gloria can you help me look for my shoe? I think i threw one whilst I was charging about just now...'

'Hey everyone! Meet Paul. Paul is the latest member of our 'I like pooping in the automatic waterer' club!'

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

'You gotta be kidding me!'

'How's your job at the stables?' - 'I'd better dash. My work is piling up.'

Pommel Horse Poops.

'I'm having leftovers. It's my same feed bag from lunch.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Where's my saddle, you sick freak?'

"The fly count is high today so we need to pair up, and lets not have any fighting again over who pairs up with Marcus..."

Jockey giving instructions to indignant stable boy

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 2

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Pony Rides

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Mister Oedipus.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Cleaning the Horse

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Just another day at the hand job

Begin by removing all surplus mud.