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'Excuse me, haven't I seen your face somewhere else?'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

"Swing me with your words."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"The etchings are in the library."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

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Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Silent type, eh?'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Another martini please.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'