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'Excuse me, haven't I seen your face somewhere else?'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

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'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

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That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Swing me with your words."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

"The etchings are in the library."

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Silent type, eh?'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'Another martini please.'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"