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Fading eyesight was to have its advantages.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

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"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Your place or mine?'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Another martini please.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."