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'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'

Fading eyesight was to have its advantages.

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"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Did you say psst?.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Another martini please.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

Snowman Romance

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'