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"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

I drive, therefore I am.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"Lucky!"

"If he were just 8 inches taller, 20 years younger,10 times more mature and a million dollars richer, he'd be perfect."

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

"What A Party."

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

'I'm sorry, but the only person Mr. McCoy is looking to hire right now is a good criminal defense lawyer. But I'll be happy to pass you resume on to him.'

'So in what year did you graduate from the school of hard knocks?'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"Carl! Carl! He's telling the truth! He's married. The single guy lives next door."

Colin was the life and sole of any party...

Post-Pandemic Party

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

Fading eyesight was to have its advantages.

"This is Stan, my latest project."

"How come I always pick the bastards?"

"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."

'I told you I put out on a first date.'

'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'

First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'

'This is McWit. He's responsible for our really complex spreadsheets.'

'So, your place, or my mother's.'