Wedding Extraordinaire T-Shirts

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Profit

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

We're having a dinner party.

"Now you can send it."

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

I'd like you to meet my parents. They're always complaining that I'm too picky about the men I date.

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

'You get the essentials - I'll deal with the luxuries.'

To-Do List Chaos

The Ring Bearer

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'Let's have a secret wedding, all my friends think I have better taste.'

'I want a big wedding with all the trimmings! So you're going to have to find a better paid career.'

'I think we found one of those much-used turkey roosting sites.'

Hunting

First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'

"He's in the middle of a big hand! Is it important?"

"Now remember, let me do the talking. I've been through this before.. Twice."

'Until global warming and climate change to you part.'

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

"I'll have the Club Sandwich."

Let's horse around with new ideas.

'It's white! It's red! It's dry! It's sweet! It's still! It's sparkling! It goes well with everything!'