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"Well, I'd like to see the Wizard about getting back to Kansas, the Scarecrow would like a brain, the Tin Man a heart, the Lion some courage, and Bob here is looking for affordable healthcare."

"Home depot."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Nerd tryouts.

Newt sale

Party time.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Name your sources."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Obama of Oz.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'