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"I'll have the Club Sandwich."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

'How is the water prepared?'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

Zagat Rated.

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'You made me jump,'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"It's made with real angel hair."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

Did you slice this beef? You nearly missed.

'All right, I agree with you.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.