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"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Quick Spring Fling

Georgian head-dress

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

Today's Rapunzel

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Bun Lift

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

The Little Top.

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

Skyscrapers made from hair (colour).

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

The Marcel Wave

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'Look, Virginia, I'm sorry your perm didn't turn out, but there's no way I can dictate a letter while you have that bag on your head.'

'Did I hear someone mention the return of elegance?'

'OK short back and sides but are we staying with the comb-over?'

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

"I'll come back when you ditch the eighties-hair, Rapunzel.

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

The Fashions for the Coming Season

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'

'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'