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'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

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"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'When it said in her profile that she's a cosmo girl, I had something entirely different in mind!'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

You looked different during our video chat.

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

Using a social media app to date

'I'm in trouble now, I told this cute little terrier that I was a pedigree and now she wants to see my kennel club papers'

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"Plenty of fish"

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"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Quarandating.

Computer dating.

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'You look exactly like your website.'

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'

"And you're sure this is a recent photo?"

"The bastard told me he was a pilot."

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'