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'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

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"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Using a social media app to date

'I'm in trouble now, I told this cute little terrier that I was a pedigree and now she wants to see my kennel club papers'

Quarandating.

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

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"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Plenty of fish"

Computer dating.

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

'You look exactly like your website.'

"I have to admit you look a lot different in person."

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

"And you're sure this is a recent photo?"

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'