Online Dating Specialist Gifts

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Boyfriend of the Month.

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Today's love

'Your website or mine?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

cuPad

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Everybody meets online these days."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."