Out-of-this-world Dater T-Shirts

"Not if you were the LAST glorf on Fignoid!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"He's a terrible drunk."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Spud dating.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'You must be Olivia.'

"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company."

"So tell me again where you're from."

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Nethead strip: Dates

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'Are you ready to be the winners?'