Humorous Dater T-Shirts

Looking for a gift that makes a statement? Our funny t-shirts for humorous daters bring a smile with playful slogans and cheeky graphics—perfect for casual dates or just showing off their fun side.

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'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

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Out to Stud.

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Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again! mockup

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?" mockup

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat." mockup

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

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'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.' mockup

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

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'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.' mockup

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

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"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese." mockup

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

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"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?" mockup

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

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"You need a mint."

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"Wanna do lunch?"

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"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal." mockup

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

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'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.' mockup

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

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"He's a terrible drunk."

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"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company."

"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company." mockup

"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company."

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'How did you guess? Of course it's rented!'

'How did you guess? Of course it's rented!' mockup

'How did you guess? Of course it's rented!'

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He's Tasty!

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'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.' mockup

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

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'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

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"You're all arms Rodney."

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"It was meant as a compliment. In my eyes, you're a real pig."

"It was meant as a compliment. In my eyes, you're a real pig." mockup

"It was meant as a compliment. In my eyes, you're a real pig."

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"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle." mockup

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

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'I don't usually find worms attractive,but as soon as I saw him I was hooked!'

'I don't usually find worms attractive,but as soon as I saw him I was hooked!' mockup

'I don't usually find worms attractive,but as soon as I saw him I was hooked!'

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Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

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