Offbeat Dater T-Shirts

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

In Desperate Straits.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

Single men in Tahiti

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spud dating.

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan

"So tell me again where you're from."

'You must be Olivia.'

I'm thinking that for our first date, we should go to the "please touch" museum

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Nethead strip: Dates

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'