Flight Comedy Lover Pillows

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'Stealth broom.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Two birds refuel.

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

I brake for Jetliners.

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

What really killed the dinsaurs.

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

"Maybe they've oversimplified the cockpit controls."

'I'm afraid we're out of whisky, sir -- the pilot drank it all.'

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

'Is this business class?'

'Radical snow removal method #23 at the airport.'

'You're just the kind of person we're looking for to test our airplane seats.'

'Only one arm rest? Sheesh! Airlines are getting so cheap!'

'I aim to be the first man to cross the Atlantic in a tin bath!'