In-flight Humor Lovers Pillows

"Watch out for the last row. They like to play poker."

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

The Problem with the TSA

'Stealth broom.'

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

Two birds refuel.

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

I brake for Jetliners.

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

What really killed the dinsaurs.

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

Security Guards Escort Cupid Away

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

Revealing Airport Security

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

'Is this business class?'

Tranguility Airlines,

Obliging as always, Elliot agrees to take a flying leap.

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

'Radical snow removal method #23 at the airport.'

'You're just the kind of person we're looking for to test our airplane seats.'

Stop flicking that lighter !

'Only one arm rest? Sheesh! Airlines are getting so cheap!'

'When will we be breaking the sound barrier?'