Fleet Greeter Gifts

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Recession/Recovery

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

"I miss handshakes"

Zero Fuel Taxis

Allo?

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Comfort food: straight ahead, third row ? then turn right./He was good. Too good.

'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'

"Good morning."

'And there I was thinking you'd just had a lie in.'

The new house of worship greeter.

'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'

Truck companies waving 'drivers contract' looking for drivers

'I warned you in the summer to make sure your pants fitted.'

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

P&O Scandal

Bonjour!

Property Taxes.

ACME Trucking: 'How's my driving 555-0825?'

Two men lifting their hats to each other, one has an Accordion under his hat

"We'd prefer that you wait until people ask before directing them to the weight-loss aisle."

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."