Creative Greeter Gifts

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

'I'm good. How are you?'

Chinese Novel Cookie

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

Recession/Recovery

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

Last-Minute Gifts

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

"I miss handshakes"

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Comfort food: straight ahead, third row ? then turn right./He was good. Too good.

"Good morning."

Yo yo.

The new house of worship greeter.

Cocktails for dogs

"Do we kiss these people?"

Greetings cards

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

Foot tap

Bonjour!

"Fetch!"

Property Taxes.

Two men lifting their hats to each other, one has an Accordion under his hat

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

"Mornin'."