Fleet Manager Gifts

'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'

ACME Trucking: 'How's my driving 555-0825?'

Truck companies waving 'drivers contract' looking for drivers

'And there I was thinking you'd just had a lie in.'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Sick Building Syndrome

Caution signs.

Lifesaver!

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

How Many It Takes

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Modular Offices

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Undersized Load

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."

Access Assessments

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

'Snack Bar's Open.'