Fleet Managers Gifts

Zero Fuel Taxis

'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Sick Building Syndrome

Caution signs.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Job Safety - Hardhat.

How Many It Takes

Modular Offices

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Undersized Load

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."

Access Assessments

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

Man with Stop Signs.

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"