Fleet Greeter T-Shirts

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

"I miss handshakes"

Zero Fuel Taxis

Allo?

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Comfort food: straight ahead, third row ? then turn right./He was good. Too good.

'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'

"Good morning."

'And there I was thinking you'd just had a lie in.'

The new house of worship greeter.

'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

'I warned you in the summer to make sure your pants fitted.'

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

P&O Scandal

Truck companies waving 'drivers contract' looking for drivers

Bonjour!

Property Taxes.

ACME Trucking: 'How's my driving 555-0825?'

Two men lifting their hats to each other, one has an Accordion under his hat

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

"Mornin'."

"We'd prefer that you wait until people ask before directing them to the weight-loss aisle."