Flatulence Funnybone Gifts

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Movers and shakers.

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

The Fart Side

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

'They must be trash fish!'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'Miss Mckinley, do you have a penny? My desk is wobbly.'

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

"You know, we could easily handle this peacefully, but there are too many adults on the field."

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

'He specializes in chicken dishes.'

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'