Flatulence Funsters Gifts

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Leopards do change their spots

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

The Fart Side

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

Pardon Me

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

It's a wind farm.

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'Hello? 911! Come quick! My husband is having a fart attack!'

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

"...and this one keeps my flatulence under control."

Leave it to Boomer

I think you need to recuse yourself from this trial, your honor. I plan to flirt with this witness, and you're much too handsome to compete with.

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

The International Guffing Championships were poised on a knife edge. Farty Old Grandad was beating Farty Old Dog by a single 'Eggy Special'

'It's nice to know a girl can still stop traffic.'

'Woof woof.' - 'I thought it was against company policy to have animals in the office.'

'It's not much of a present, is it?'

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

'He's having a fart attack.'