Flatulence Aficionado Gifts

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

The International Guffing Championships were poised on a knife edge. Farty Old Grandad was beating Farty Old Dog by a single 'Eggy Special'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

The screaming fart.

The Fart Side

Inflatable car

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

Balloons vs. Rockets

Floating

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

Pardon Me

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

It's a wind farm.

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Fart propelled speedboat.

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

The New Inflatable Doohickey!

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'Hello? 911! Come quick! My husband is having a fart attack!'

'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'

"...and this one keeps my flatulence under control."

Leave it to Boomer