Flatulence Gifts

"...and this one keeps my flatulence under control."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

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Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"The sea will doctor you now."

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

The Fart Side

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"Hey! Your ad said 'non-smoker!"

Floating

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?"

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

Pardon Me

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

It's a wind farm.

'It's for you.'

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

"I love our comfortable silences."

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."