Flatulence Gifts

"...and this one keeps my flatulence under control."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

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Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

The Fart Side

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"Hey! Your ad said 'non-smoker!"

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Floating

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?"

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

Pardon Me

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

It's a wind farm.

'It's for you.'

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

"I love our comfortable silences."

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'