Flatulence Fanatics Gifts

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

The Fart Side

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Balloons vs. Rockets

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

Pardon Me

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

It's a wind farm.

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'Hello? 911! Come quick! My husband is having a fart attack!'

Leave it to Boomer

The International Guffing Championships were poised on a knife edge. Farty Old Grandad was beating Farty Old Dog by a single 'Eggy Special'

"...and this one keeps my flatulence under control."

'Before I sum up, Your Honor, I'd just like to say that you're beautiful when you're mad.'

Cartoon repair

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

Phobia of Water

'He's having a fart attack.'

'Hey, eyes up here.'

"The secret to a lasting marriage is never buy something that needs to be assembled!!"