Flatulence Fanatics Gifts

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

The Fart Side

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

Balloons vs. Rockets

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Ask Sadie. And now a real letter from an actual reader. Dear Sadie, You are infinitely wise and stately. You are a mix of Princess Di, Clint Eastwood, Einstein, and Michelle Obama. I, on the other hand, am such a loser. Do you have any advice? Signed, Rudy Park. Where to begin? I did not. The media does as it pleases.

Pardon Me

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

It's a wind farm.

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'Hello? 911! Come quick! My husband is having a fart attack!'

"...and this one keeps my flatulence under control."

Leave it to Boomer

The International Guffing Championships were poised on a knife edge. Farty Old Grandad was beating Farty Old Dog by a single 'Eggy Special'

'Before I sum up, Your Honor, I'd just like to say that you're beautiful when you're mad.'

Cartoon repair

"But the doctor said I should drink more fluids."

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

Phobia of Water

Space Hopper present.

'Hey, eyes up here.'