Flatulence Fun Seekers Gifts

Pardon Me

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Late Bloomers

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

The Fart Side

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

Warning! Contains Salt...

Tandem cyclists

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

Weight washers.

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

Inflatable tube men in the desert

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Beginner Level Escalators

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

It's a wind farm.

"I'm impressed by your energy. It must be near 5 o'clock Friday."

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

'You couldn't be more 9.'

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

"Everything goes right to my hips."

'Couldn't you just eat the blonde - and have the other for dessert!'

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'