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Pardon Me

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Late Bloomers

The Fart Side

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

Warning! Contains Salt...

Tandem cyclists

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

Weight washers.

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

Beginner Level Escalators

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

Inflatable tube men in the desert

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

It's a wind farm.

"I'm impressed by your energy. It must be near 5 o'clock Friday."

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

"Everything goes right to my hips."

'Couldn't you just eat the blonde - and have the other for dessert!'

'You couldn't be more 9.'

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'Has anyone noticed they're losing weight yet? Cause I know I haven't.'