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"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'Crisis'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Mummy Toilet Roll.

The Fart Side

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

The Stinker

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'Trust me. He's far more effective than any drain cleaner and he doesn't contain any environmentally dangerous toxins.'

Bowel movement in D minor.

Pee Rex.

'Now I understand the trickle-down theory!'

Redneck Flowerpot

Statue Farts.

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

'So, it's you Captain! Where were you when the ship hit the iceberg?'

Mr Meier calendar

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

Pardon Me