Flatulence Humor Aficionado Mugs

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'Crisis'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Mummy Toilet Roll.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

The Fart Side

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

The Stinker

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'

'Trust me. He's far more effective than any drain cleaner and he doesn't contain any environmentally dangerous toxins.'

Bowel movement in D minor.

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

Statue Farts.

'Now I understand the trickle-down theory!'

Pee Rex.

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Pardon Me

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

Mr Meier calendar

'So, it's you Captain! Where were you when the ship hit the iceberg?'

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

It's a wind farm.