Flatulence Enthusiast Mugs

'Hello? 911! Come quick! My husband is having a fart attack!'

'He's having a fart attack.'

The Fart Side

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"I'm addicted to water."

"Bad dog!"

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Inflatable car

A girl with a dog and balloons

Rescue pump.

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

Floating

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

Pardon Me

One of the pitfalls of being a inflatable cow.

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

It's a wind farm.

The New Inflatable Doohickey!

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

'Now look here. the company jst cannot take any more bouncing cheques!'

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

In order to be able to discuss his abnormal fear of contamination, Alfred had brought his own inflatable couch.

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'