Flatulence Enthusiast Mugs

'Hello? 911! Come quick! My husband is having a fart attack!'

'He's having a fart attack.'

The Fart Side

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"I'm addicted to water."

"Bad dog!"

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

Inflatable car

Rescue pump.

A girl with a dog and balloons

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

Floating

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

Pardon Me

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

One of the pitfalls of being a inflatable cow.

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

It's a wind farm.

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

In order to be able to discuss his abnormal fear of contamination, Alfred had brought his own inflatable couch.

The New Inflatable Doohickey!

'Now look here. the company jst cannot take any more bouncing cheques!'

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!