Flatulence Jokester Mugs

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

The Rural Bidet...

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Moon's Portaloo.

The Fart Side

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"Take me to your toilet."

Prehistoric Graffito

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Scot's beer.

The Puppet Poop

School of Comparative Anatomy

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Pardon Me

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

It's a wind farm.

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

'Sanitized for your protection.'

'Your hospital bill is $8437.00, plus $350.00 for not wearing clean underwear when you were brought in.'

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

Portal Loo