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'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

The Rural Bidet...

The Fart Side

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

Prehistoric Graffito

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Scot's beer.

The Puppet Poop

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

School of Comparative Anatomy

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

Pardon Me

'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

It's a wind farm.

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

Portal Loo

'Sanitized for your protection.'

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

'Your hospital bill is $8437.00, plus $350.00 for not wearing clean underwear when you were brought in.'