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'You have Drattus Flatulence, or what we commonly call 'Darn Tootin'!'

The International Guffing Championships were poised on a knife edge. Farty Old Grandad was beating Farty Old Dog by a single 'Eggy Special'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

The Fart Side

Inflatable car

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Floating

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

Balloons vs. Rockets

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

Pardon Me

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

It's a wind farm.

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Fart propelled speedboat.

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

The New Inflatable Doohickey!

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'Hello? 911! Come quick! My husband is having a fart attack!'

'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

Leave it to Boomer

"...and this one keeps my flatulence under control."