Flaming Geek Gifts

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

The day the stock market went UP.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

The Shrinking Dollar.

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Candle Portraits.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Nerd tryouts.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"One question, what's a share option?"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

Anti-inflammation recipes

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Warren Buffett

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."