Fantasy Geek Gifts

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'I am a mouse and, at the risk of stating the obvious, I can talk.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"They were all out of sharks."

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

He had wandered into the wrong cartoon again.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Talk nerdy to me."

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Piracy on a boating lake

The Mouse Princess

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Knight feeding his kids.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.